Silver Surfer #72
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Writer: Ron Marz
Pencils: M.C. Wyman
Inks: Tom Christopher
The Silver Surfer and Firelord team-up to look for Nova.
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Writer: Ron Marz
Pencils: M.C. Wyman
Inks: Tom Christopher
The Silver Surfer and Firelord team-up to look for Nova.
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Some alley cats are born with enough swagger and coolness to knock up every stray feline on the block. For this notorious cool cat, paw-therhood was becoming too big of a burden after getting with all of the local kitties. But despite being on the hook for child support checks for every female kitty within a 2-mile radius, this cat wanted the enduring love and affections of a real family. Lucky for this saucy stray, a kind couple took note to his plight, capturing him and fostering him into a new future… One with far fewer kittens, but a lot more love.
Script: Tom DeFalco
Plot: Tom DeFalco and Paul Ryan
Pencils: Paul Ryan
Inks: Danny Bulanadi
The Collector has come to add Lyja’s baby to his collection.
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Good meowrning fluffy feline enthusiasts. How do you like to start your day? Purrsonally, I tend to hit snooze a few too many times, but being the proud hooman of two smol chaos goblins disguised as cats, I never really get the chance to oversleep. These mini purring alarm clocks are always up and ready to start the day, usually by launching themselves off the headboard or knocking things off my nightstand. Who needs coffee when you have a calico tornado and a tuxedo ninja stirring up morning mayhem?
Living with cats means accepting that your day will never start the same way twice. Some mornings begin with soft snuggles and sleepy purrs, while others start with dramatic zoomies and a toy mouse in your face at 5 AM. But we wouldn't have it any other way. Cats bring a unique blend of mischief and magic into our lives, reminding us to find the joy in small things and laugh at the chaos. It is what it is, and we wouldn't change a thing.
Well, feline fam, just when you think you've seen it all, the internet surprises you with something new. We literally spend hours each day scouring the interwebz for the silliest, craziest, funniest, and most bizarre feline stories to share with you, but we have never seen something like this before. We've written many stories about cats ending relationships, or troublesome felines disliking their pawrent's partner, but we've never seen a boyfriend take such dramatic action over the matter itself. He literally took matters into his own hands.
His girlfriend's cat was marking his territory constantly all over his stuff. To be fair, it was an older, male cat, so these types do have the tendency to warm up slower to men. However, he lost three backpacks and a pair of shoes, so he decided that enough was enough. Fast forward to now, and the cat is in love with him. His girlfriend even complains that he now feels like "his cat". Scroll down to read the full story below!
The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways. Some felines are sent to us, as if by magic, when we need them the most. That's the beauty of most domestic animals: Their innate instincts not only serve themselves when they're in dire need of help (and attention), but they also serve our needs, as well. As hoomans, sometimes all we need is a little fur ball to remind us that we're needed in some strange capacity. Helping out a fuzzy feline in need is one place to start, but how about doing you one (or four) better with a handful of kittens to look after, too?!
In this next story, a pregnant stray cat walks into a hooman's friendly trap after visiting them from time to time. The hooman didn't know this cat was pregnant at the time, but in no time, this pregnant cat, later captioned as "Nala," would be giving birth to a mixture of calico, tabby, and tuxedo kittens! The hooman's other cat, Pumpkin, took to a "Big bro" role like clockwork, and the rest is hisstory. Scroll below to see endless amounts of photos featuring the pawdorable kittens, Nala, and Pumpkin!
Hooman's stories about how they met their fluffy soulmates are all unique and special. Every story is different from the other, whether it is by where they found the cute cat, what they did to help, and how the feisty feline reacted to the rescue. The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways, but it also makes sure that every time a catto is distributed, it is different from the rest.
To be able to help an awwdorable cat right from your backyard is a great privilege, if you ask us. Sure, it might be special to be chosen by the CDS when you're out and about, but being so special that you get a purrsonal delivery right to your doorstep? Now, that is a story worth telling, that will stay in the family for generations.
We still appreciate all the hard work that goes into rescuing a fluffy feline, even if you're doing it in your own backyard, which is why we love the story of the hooman down below.
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